Pete wears the shorts! And he only owns two shirts. They’re both pink. You can never be certain which one he’s got on. But there’s a lot of energy under there and willpower and ambition. - Ian McKellen
(Source: definitelyoneoftheguys)
Posted 2 hours ago
Umm.
Just got offered a job serving at my job. Meaning I’ll now have done everything here but bartend.
Best. Hire. Ever.
Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago
Boo
I threw up so much today. My stomach doesn’t like this new medication I’m on. All I want us a vegan milkshake & back rubs. Please help.
Posted 3 days ago
Um.
Just had my face injected with steroids. Look crazy. Got on a bus that smells like bad weed. I love you, northside.
Posted 4 days ago
Urgh
My new job at my job is being a busser/hostess/dishwasher/barback, but the bartender today decided not to tip me out…so I made less in tips today than I did yesterday, even though I was super busy today, and did nothing yesterday.
Um. C’mon dude.
Posted 5 days ago
I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!
We can always use more bunnies, I think.
STRAIGHT OUTTA WISCONSIN
