Pete wears the shorts! And he only owns two shirts. They’re both pink. You can never be certain which one he’s got on. But there’s a lot of energy under there and willpower and ambition. - Ian McKellen
Just got offered a job serving at my job. Meaning I’ll now have done everything here but bartend.
Best. Hire. Ever.
No Internet for another week. Moving sucks.
I threw up so much today. My stomach doesn’t like this new medication I’m on. All I want us a vegan milkshake & back rubs. Please help.
Just had my face injected with steroids. Look crazy. Got on a bus that smells like bad weed. I love you, northside.
My new job at my job is being a busser/hostess/dishwasher/barback, but the bartender today decided not to tip me out…so I made less in tips today than I did yesterday, even though I was super busy today, and did nothing yesterday.
Um. C’mon dude.