February 2010
139 posts
QUENTIN TARANTINO I LOVE YOU BUT SHIT YOU GOT FAT.
(via somedaythewaves)
DON’T EVEN GO THERE. DON’T EVEN.
Everyone on Facebook is all "OOOOH IT'S...
twofish:
And I’m just like, “None of you look like celebrities. Don’t kid yourselves.”
This is why we’re friends.
January 2010
104 posts
Euphoria Waning
Reality setting in.
How About That?
Y Control by Yeah Yeah Yeahs comes on.
Vanessa: Oh! Hey! Yeah Yeah Yeahs!
Caroline: YES YES YES.
CUDDLE TIME WITH THE CAT
I’M SORRY I WAS GONE FOR SO LONG.
CROSS IT OFF THE LIST.
Last 24 hours have been good hours.
Gonna go drink a beer in the shower and wait for Vanessa to come over so we can girl talk. Pumped, internet. Totally pumped.
IS HE THE DEVIL? HE IS WAY TOO CUTE TO BE THE...
…The natural response to finding out that one of your friends knows someone you’ve been thinking about maybe trying to sleep with.
AWKWARD DAY.
Judy made the mistake of trying to talk to me while I was listening to Elton John. Needless to say, she was silenced by my fist pumps and pelvic thrusts.
CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY IN HERE??!!!
Bridesmaid dress shopping with my sister in a...
twofish:
Gonna be fun.
Although I have no idea what to wear underneath for trying this shiz on. I have zero strapless bras, and on top of that all of the bras I do own are really obnoxious colors. So yeah…
Don’t wear anything underneath. take pictures.
Steak, Mustard Fell out of Pants, Man Arrested,... →
More weird Wisconsin news. I know you guys eat this shit up.
Here's the website for the one-piece giant... →
twofish:
groins:
tiiinahoff:
(via twofish)
Damn it Sophie, I try to buy it for you for your birthday and it’s not even written in American?! WHAT IS THIS?!
DON’T WORRY. I can read Norwegian.
HALLELUJAH! FUCKING TELL US HOW TO BUY THIS THING, CAROLZ!!!
By the looks of it, they only ship within Norway. Next time I’m in Scandinavia, I’ll be sure to take advance orders. ...
Here's the website for the one-piece giant... →
tiiinahoff:
(via twofish)
Damn it Sophie, I try to buy it for you for your birthday and it’s not even written in American?! WHAT IS THIS?!
DON’T WORRY. I can read Norwegian.
I never thought I'd say this, but...
I really wish my mom would come home already. She’s supposed to pick me up a shake from Culver’s after she goes swimming. And I want it now.
Then she can go to Mexico for a week for all I care. IT’S NOT LIKE I COULD USE A VACATION TOO OR ANYTHING, MOM.
CRAVINGS.
Judy and I discussed my smoking briefly last night, making it the first time we have ever both acknowledged this at the same time. So, now the time comes when I want a cigarette, Judy is awake, and I can feasibly go and smoke a cigarette.
BUT IT’S TOO WEIRD. I can’t imagine putting on my gloves and coat and shoes and my mom being like: hey, where are you going? and me responding:...
Let's go have a drink and smoke a cigarette.
CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.
I just had a job and interview, and I think it went well?
Shit.
I already missed two assignments for my online creative writing class because I’m too retarded for the internet.
This was a bad idea.
Hey, Tina?
Last night I had a dream that your life’s work involved studying the phenomenon of talking pubic hair. There was a Latin name for it and everything. You were the top scholar in your field and very knowledgable.
Maybe it’s a sign.
I don’t really know where this came from. But that’s what I get for reading tumblr before bed.
Uuuuuugh.
twofish:
I attempted to make John peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, but I forgot about them in the oven and kind of burnt them. FROWN.
And I just tried to do some dishes and I noticed the sink was filling up and up and up with more water, so I flipped the switch for the garbage disposal and nothing happened. It just buzzed at me.
WTF GARBAGE DISPOSAL? Why don’t you work?
Sometimes our...
CAROLINE, PLEASE BLEACH MY HAIR AND THEN DYE IT...
twofish:
groins:
twofish:
I am too afraid to attempt this feat alone.
Also, make me a cheesecake like that one time when I was like 15.
yes. If you can make it to McFarland this weekend, Judy is leaving for Mexico on Saturday. We can do your hair up real nice and then have a wild crazy party.
I’m already schedule this week and next and the weekend after that is Valentine’s day, but...
CAROLINE, PLEASE BLEACH MY HAIR AND THEN DYE IT...
twofish:
I am too afraid to attempt this feat alone.
Also, make me a cheesecake like that one time when I was like 15.
yes. If you can make it to McFarland this weekend, Judy is leaving for Mexico on Saturday. We can do your hair up real nice and then have a wild crazy party.
WIN/LOSE
Today, my entire body hurts. I spent all of statistics drawing spiteful comics in my notebook. I was very nearly late for class and got the Volvo up to 85!
However, Sarah called and offered me some work at Felly’s for Valentine’s Day.
AND I HAVE A REAL JOB INTERVIEW ON WEDNESDAY.
Who hurts all over? CAROLINE DOES. Who is emotional stunted? CAROLINE IS! Who is gonna get a job?...
YES YES YES YES YES YES
Got two good tips for jobs today. Everything is going to be okay! Things are going to work out!!
WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
Throughout all of this fiasco with being unemployed, having to fix my car, worrying about paying for tuition, books, cigarettes, food, and desperatly wanting to move out of my mother’s house, I’ve forgotten the most important thing! I AM ONLY TWENTY YEARS OLD. I have my whole goddamned life to be miserable and worried about everything that is terrible and stressful in this world! ...
Rock Bottom
I am pretty sure that one of my ex boyfriends is trying to set me up with boys he knows. Am I really that much of a lost cause?!
Ah, fuck it. Hello, I’m Caroline, and I am totally useless at men.
NO NO NO NO NO. →
