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NOTHING IS WORKING RIGHT TODAY.

So, Meghan never cooks, which means I can’t really fault her for this, but seriously!  I am making a cake for Vanessa because her birthday was Monday, and she is coming to stay with me.  But this cake is going to suck.  I couldn’t find a power mixer, which is cool because I just used a regular whisk and it was fine.  But then!  We don’t have round cake pans.  No cake pans anywhere!  I looked in every single cabinet, cupboard, and closet.  Found none!  So, I used a 13x9 pan, but that totally fucks up my like, plan of fruit filling.  How can I put filling in a cake that is only one layer?!  HOW DO I DO THIS?!

Also, I found a measuring cup that was only in metric.

I CAN’T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS.

I think I’m just stressed out because I now have two job interviews tomorrow, which cuts in to my plan of taking a nap between my job interview and Vanessa getting here.  Also, I’ve been polling all the women in my life to find out if I can wear a nice pair of black jeans to a job interview because target doesn’t make dress pants small enough to fit me (shut up).  I’m at an even split between the “yes” and “no” camps.  Fuck everything.  I’m wearing jeans and I’m going to somehow use this blackberry filling in my cake.

I don’t care anymore, you guys.